crappenning

A useful combination of crap and happenning, mainly used in the workplace.

What's crappenning?

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baws

scottish slang for testicles

he was booted in the baws

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Michael Jordan

the man who made the idiots above this jealous

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mingin

Variation of drunk, pissed, pished, rat arsed, bladdered, blootered, arseholed.

"Last night I was fuckin' mingin'!"

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rectal annihilation

anal sex so extreme it results in the rectal passage falling to pieces

jerry springer: today we're gonna meet someone who experienced rectal annihilation
bill cosby: it's true, theo reamed me and i've been confined to a wheelchair ever since

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