A big massive sexy cunt. His aura lights up the room as soon as he walks in. Everyone is in for the night of their lives when Kearney is out. Anyone would be lucky to call Kearney their love monkey.
Random girl: holy fuck whoâs that absolute hunk on the bench press?
Other random girl: thatâs Kearney Iâve wanted to fuck him so bad as soon as i laid eyes on him