ill stash

when a person has more than just a normal stash. when a persons moustache becomes so incredibly intricate that you dont even notice the person behind the stash.

james: BWAAAHAHAHA, check out that doods ill stash.
me: wow you totally just busted out laughing at his ill stash right in his face!

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gurdie

globulous matter of alleged female decent, arranged in a manner rendering any form of human procreation futile in that all orifices are not only hidden, but Newton's 4th Law deems it scientifically impossible.

Damn B, that girl is a real gurdie.

Although Superman was able to muster enough strength to lift the gurdie, even he was unable to bang her silly.

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zoo ass

zoo ass when you have the shits ,like the animals in the zoo

man don't know whati ate last night but do i have zoo ass today

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rj

1. sexie ass motha fo. usually equipped with a graciously sized johnson.

2. sweet hunk of man with beautiful blue eyes.

3. world's sexiest chef.

4. rayjay, rev. rayjay johnson, mr.rj...

5. sweet and caring, one woman kinda guy with strict morals that he likes to live by.

Man, when I saw that RJ, I couldn't take my eyes off him.

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noodle ratio

This is the ratio of how many times you can sex a girl before your penis becomes like a wet noodle.

If you can sex a girl like 3 times within 3 hours and then your penis becomes a wet noodle, your noodle ratio is 3:1.

Oh man, my noodle ratio has gone up since last year, now I got a 10:1 noodle ratio!

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shem

a scumbag, lowlife or degenerate.

I was walking down the street and I saw that shem that owes me $40.

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N33K

leet for neek do i have to say any more

rand is a n33k lets leave him here .

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