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The world's most underrated animal. An adorable little munchkin who never bites or attacks humans, cannot carry rabies, and single-handedly prevents the spread of Lyme disease by eating upwards of 5,000 ticks in a season. Getting too close to one will cause it to have a panic attack, leaving it open to be picked up and snuggled with. Their only flaw is their short lives, only ranging from 2-3 years. They make of for this by having a shit ton of teeny widdle babies that the mother gives piggy back rides to. They also have cute little grabby hands with built in fingerless gloves.
I FUCKING LOVE OPOSSUMS
A nickname that the best Dads on earth call their sons.
Son: (Wins an archery contest in the fourth grade)
Father: "I'm so proud of you bubdaboy!"
The goofiest religion in existence.
Navneet: "I follow Sikhism"
Brandon: "That's the goofiest religion man, no Sik I've ever talked to actually knows what Sikhism is"
Navneet: "Hey! That's insensitive"
Brandon:"Then enlighten me on what your religion is"
Navneet: "So uh- like, we follow the twelve Sik gurus who, like, basically fought for our religion y'know".
Brandon: "What are their names?"
Navneet: Uh... I like, don't know"
Brandon: " What are their Personalities?"
Navneet "I uh..."
Brandon: "I just googled it and there are only Ten gurus, not twelve".
Navneet: "Shit... Well like... I never looked that much into it"
Brandon: "If your religion is worshiping the people who fought for your religion, isn't that a paradox?"
Navneet: "Uh..."
A term only used by your fucking annoying-ass managers.
Junior: "Since you are not busy I am going to delegate some tasks to you guys okay?"
Brandon: "Shut the fuck up Junior".
The funniest guy you'll ever meet, whilst somehow also being the smartest. Once he hits his thirties, Nathan will be making ten times your salary, have a hot wife, beautiful kids, a paid in full six bedroom house, and have a successful standup career on the side. You will never measure up to him.
Andrew Tate: "I wish I was like Nathan man, he's got everything I don't".
Tate simp: "Like what?"
Andrew Tate: "A likable personality".