soggy

When you wake up the day after ingesting way too much marijuana in edible form, and you're still kind of high and definitely very dumb.

I am so soggy from that cookie last night that I couldn't even talk in the sales meeting today.

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Halftit

When you wear ill fitting Chicos-esque clothes to a professional work environment and unknowingly abuse your colleagues’ eyeballs by exposing 50% or less of your tit

Maria rolled in to the office from San Francisco with a halftit on display