Ed

Ed is simultaneously smart and stupid, and that makes him awesome to be around. He’s the one you turn to for homework while also the one you perform (possibly drunk) shenanigans with. His laugh is contagious and frequent, making any amusing scenario that much better. Spend as much time as you can with Ed.

If you get drunk before an exam but somehow still ace it, you’re an Ed.

Kat

Kat will never fail to make your life more interesting. Even if she sticks innuendos into 90% of your conversations, you’ll never regret hanging around her. She’s passionate about things she cares about, and hopefully that’s you, though it’s more likely a dog.

Kat is soooo old.

Courtney

Courtney might be quiet, but don’t think it’s because she doesn’t care. Her form of affection is much more reserved, and often at a distance, but once you’ve spent enough time around her, you’ll see she’s sweet with just the right amount of sass.

Person 1: Who’s that girl who keeps coming to movie nights but sits quietly in the back?
Person 2: That’s Courtney. She’s great.

Brock

Brock has a sense of humor dryer than the desert and a gaming problem, but he improves your life all the same. He’ll take some prodding to open up, but when he does, it’ll make you both happier. Cherish the moments you get with Brock in between his gaming marathons, as they’ll be both funny and interesting.

I stayed up for 32 hours playing the new Destiny 2 campaign, and that was somehow still less time than Brock!

John

John is very loud, but that’s only because he cares. Get into discussions with things you’re both passionate about, and they’ll be the most interesting thing you’ve talked about that day. He might not open up immediately, but if you can spend time with him, it’ll definitely be amazing.

I just spent 7 hours screaming at Mario Olympics with John and loved every second of it.

Kennedy

Kennedy takes herself just seriously enough to be one of the best people to hang with. She’ll respect you and have serious discussions, but also get into silly debates and creative tangents if that’s what’s happening. Treat Kennedy like a cat (of which she hopes to own 20): give her space when she needs it and you’ll both be happy when she’s around.

60 years from now, we’ll all take a trip to Scotland to visit Kennedy’s cat & coffee bookstore.

Ashka

Ashka is fun-sized in every sense of the word. Nerding out with her is a wonderful experience, and you’ll always be happy to see her in the rare instances she takes a break from studying math (but only the kind that, in her words, has no real-world application). Spend quality time doing a puzzle or watching Doctor Who and you’ll be shocked at how the time flies.

Person 1: Ashka’s going to finish solving 3x+1 soon.
Person 2: Why? It’s useless.
Person 1: Exactly.