Conscious of your Concoction

How to survive a frat party: Pay attention to what you're drinking.

Girl: "I'm so hungover and I can't remember anything from last night. What did I drink?"
Other Girl: "I think vodka, gin, Fireball, maybe Windex. Girl you gotta be more conscious of your concoction or you'll end up waking up in a Mexican jail."

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Good Genes in Good Jeans

A flawless human being that also happens to dress perfectly.

Ryan Gosling is the epitome of good genes in good jeans; he could get it every day and twice on Sunday.

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Rectangle of Alcohol

A synonym for a Box of Wine.

After work I'm going home to drink a rectangle of alcohol and watch Netflix. Don't judge me.