Pissywhistle

When a girl pees, there will be parts where there is no pee where the girl is pushing and it sounds like a whistle

Girl: I got to go pee.

Guy: *I hate when she pees, she will have a Pissywhistle.*

Drunky Monkey

A mix of bananas, chocolate, and vodka. It doesn’t make you a monkey. Its makes you a drunky piece of shit.

Person 1: Hey, you want a Drunky Monkey?
Person 2: Sure, I am sad and love bananas.