bitch flu

When you are so hungover, you just can’t even. Symptoms include being too hot, shaking, puffy face, and inability to sit still or sleep but also inability to move or get up. Pairs with whining, ruining everyone else’s fun, and thinking you’re going to die. Frequently occurs on the last day of a binge-drinking vacation. No amount of water helps. Drinking more will sometimes help reduce symptoms but prolongs the sickness.

Mark: “i think something is wrong with me. I can’t eat this and I’m too hot. I am never drinking again”

Ryan: “Sounds like you got a case of bitch flu. Shut up and get over it. Have some vodka.”