unfuckingbelievable

The only thing in the english language that one can "un" fuck.

Don't tell me I did that ugly cunt last night. Unfuckingbelievable.

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squirrels

A slang terms used to alert your nearby friend of hot girls without alerting the entire area of your desire to ram at will.

After stopping at Subway, Richard said "Squirrels". To my surprise there was a hot 17 year old serving and her two hotter friends in the corner filling out applications as my pants were filling out to a nice sized tent.

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