TDASI

TDASI; An acronym for "This Dick Aint Suckin Itself", usually followed with a "bitch".

Dude: Hey sweetie, TDASI
Skank: *smiles* Whats TDASI?
Dude: This Dick AInt Suckin Itself... Bitch

mummified

When a skank sucks every single ounce of bodily fluid from your existence. She sucks the soul from your being, even. You are then mummified.

Dude, Selina sucked my dick so well. I was mummified.

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