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tuna blouse

The lovely presentation of tuna on traditional blouse garnish bedding. The tuna is both succulent and decadent while leaving a palatable yet refined aftertaste.

Ernie's tuna blouse that he brought into the office luncheon is delightful.

by RDR425 March 15, 2017


Stink Wrist

Odor that protrudes from the wrist. This is usually due to a medically required cast, a rubber watch band, or shoving your whole hand into a random hole of unknown depth or origin. Any of the three result in Stink Wrist.

Sherm broke her wrist taking a selfie and now has a cast resulting in Stink Wrist, but Joe's new Apple Watch band caused him to have Stink Wrist while Bill shoved his hand in a random hole of unknown depth and origin on the banks of the Ohio River. Now Bill, Joe, and Sherm all suffer from sudden Stink Wrist.

by RDR425 September 3, 2022


pink playhouse

A house...or a house that's pink. One that has a nice wholesome family living in it. Or a plastic kid's BULLSHIT toy life-sized lawn crap mess that ends up in your yard every time the wind blows. Or a vagina... I don't know. It's pink and looks like you could go in there... maybe have some fun. Sometimes you have to deal with the consequences of getting involved.

I was drunk and looking for a place to settle in. I woke up the next day in a Pink Playhouse with a kid staring at me from across the way. I KINDA felt bad. Pretty sure this kid had vested interest in what I woke up in.

by RDR425 September 3, 2022