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tuna blouse

The lovely presentation of tuna on traditional blouse garnish bedding. The tuna is both succulent and decadent while leaving a palatable yet refined aftertaste.

Ernie's tuna blouse that he brought into the office luncheon is delightful.

by RDR425 March 15, 2017


pink playhouse

A house...or a house that's pink. One that has a nice wholesome family living in it. Or a plastic kid's BULLSHIT toy life-sized lawn crap mess that ends up in your yard every time the wind blows. Or a vagina... I don't know. It's pink and looks like you could go in there... maybe have some fun. Sometimes you have to deal with the consequences of getting involved.

I was drunk and looking for a place to settle in. I woke up the next day in a Pink Playhouse with a kid staring at me from across the way. I KINDA felt bad. Pretty sure this kid had vested interest in what I woke up in.

by RDR425 September 3, 2022


Stink Wrist

Odor that protrudes from the wrist. This is usually due to a medically required cast, a rubber watch band, or shoving your whole hand into a random hole of unknown depth or origin. Any of the three result in Stink Wrist.

Sherm broke her wrist taking a selfie and now has a cast resulting in Stink Wrist, but Joe's new Apple Watch band caused him to have Stink Wrist while Bill shoved his hand in a random hole of unknown depth and origin on the banks of the Ohio River. Now Bill, Joe, and Sherm all suffer from sudden Stink Wrist.

by RDR425 September 3, 2022