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a noob who has no idea what the meaning of life is and so, they turn to the one thing they are good at, fking other noobies and being a teachers pet and ace ing maths GCSE
Rae: urg, Laura you are SUCH a taco cat...
Laura:you meanie! just because I got an A* and you got a C- doesn't make me a taco cat!
Rae:well what about the fact ur always so nice to Mr Sonny?
Laura:thats cause he's marrying my gay father!
Rae:well what about the fact you f**ked James the other day?
Laura: ........................................ HOW DID YOU KNOW?
Rae:magiccccc....... ur definitely a taco cat, girl.
used as a way of easy parenting. if you are using it, you are either:
a stressed middle-aged parent explaining it to your 10 year old
a scientist who studies both bees and birds and have created a formula or something about the bees and the birds (the animals not the sex)
In other words, it should be avoided.
1. dad: son, lets have a talk about... uhh... the bees and the birds.
son: oh ok. *drat, its time 4 the puberty talk*
2. Scientist: I have created a situation to all of our environment problems! And I have stored it all on this paper! *holds up paper* Ahem.... 'The birds and the bees...'
other scientists: *grabs paper and tears it up* SHHH bruv! we don't wanna here that crap!
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Accommodate (two c's and two m's)
Asthma (sneaky "th")
Colonel (even though we pronounce it "kernel")
Conscience (even though we pronounce it "con-chense")
Embarrass (two r's and two s's)
basically living hell ;)
Bob: English Grammar sucks!
Jeff: yessss
a hell, heaven, savour, assassin, answer and attraction. all of these words have been used to describe the very interesting thing (or rather things) on a woman's chest. they come in all shapes and sizes, none better than the last, but the most preferable are the 'melons' which are the most attractive and the key to a wonderful sex. very useful for flirting, and a nice addition to a date invitation.
Lexi: hey Dan, do you want to go to the dance with me?
Dan: no thx
Lexi: maybe this will sway you... *unbuttons shirt and shows boobs*
Dan: sure, I would love to go! when can you do?
white heads. black heads. angry ones. sad ones. just plain old annoying ones. they make you feel self-contious cos u r not beautiful like those pretty models. and you pour every single snazzy 'natural' cream onto it and it WONT BLOODY GO AWAY!!! don't squeeze the lil idiots. they just get worst. and hey, who said puberty would be easy? put up with it. live it out. hold your pizza head high. because believe me, nobody, NOBODY, can escape the zits of terror.
Jess: Simon, you have a zit
Simon: I know! I tried putting essence of tree oil and ginger X0 5 beauty product, but it won't go away!
Jess: sad life ;)