Nodbag

Another term for rubber jonny, condom or moran!!

I'm bringing a bird home tonight, but she won't shag me without a nodbag!

What time is moran coming round? Who...Nodbag? Yeah!!

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chicken

Cocaine

Got any chicken? (As in rhyming slang for chicken and leak....Beak) Beak also used for cocaine.

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Croinch

To have a large shit after baking for a while in the stomach.

Ooops got to go to the toilet, i'm dying for a croinch!

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Bugle Warrior

One who snorts large quantities of cocaine.. or cut as it's known today!!! Originated in the mid-nineties in a small village called marple in the UK.

My god did you see how much chisel he's had this weekend?
I know he's one hell of a bugle warrior!!

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Sweeny

One who spits saliva while talking and becomes aggressive after consuming a large intake of alcohol, generally watching football matches. Loves an alcohol fuelled fight (men or women included).

John - I got barred last night from my local public house while watching the football!!!
Dave - Why? What did you do?
John - I did a "sweeny"!
Dave - You clown! How long are you barred for?
John - For life!!

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Millenium Fuel

A "Fosk" (huge foreskin) which can be used to preserve fossill fuels. The huge foreskin or fosk, would be used instead of fossill fuel and is generally known as "millenium fuel". Originated on the beaches of Barcelona in 2007, during a climate change summit!!

Dad - My god son, that could be used as millenium Fuel!!
Son - What you trying to say Dad?
Dad - You've got a massive foreskin son!!

throat and boat

When one is being given deep throat (hence throat) and at the point of ejaculation unleashes his gear all over the recipients face (cockney rhyming slang for face is boat race). Thus resulting in a bit of throat and boat.

Lee: I copped for some dirty bird last night!!
Ian: Did you get a shag?
Lee: No, but I got a bit of throat and boat...which was rather pleasant!!!
Ian: The dirty bitch!!!

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