dingleberries

A small piece of excrement hanging on one of someone's buttock hairs, which will not fall off.

"Ladies and gentlemen, dingleberries on parade." (said by Jeff Conaway as Kenickie Murdoch in the 1978 romantic movie musical "Grease", while some athletes are running laps at Rydell High School's sports field).

Fluffy

Taken from the 5 to 6 levels of fatness by The Fluffy Guy

1. Big
2. Healthy
3. Husky
4. Fluffy
5. DAMN!
6. OH HELL NO!

Gabriel Iglesias: A lot has changed, El Paso. A lot has changed. One thing's for sure, I'm still the fluffy guy.