Instant weak

A state of amusement or to have found something funny.

A: Yo man check out this new cologne I got, smells fresh right?

B: Dog, that garbage smells like doo doo.

A: Shut the fuck up!

B: Haha, oh man instant weak.

toothbrussian

The language you speak with a toothbrush in your mouth.

My girlfriend speaks toothbrussian when she's brushing her teeth.

Nomtoppenbout

Slang for "Do you you know what I'm talking about?"

Makes more sense if used with a southern drawl

-Aye man wats the name of that movie with the two robots?

-Uh, which one?

-You know the one with the gold british robot and the whistlin garbage can. They be in space in shit and the white dude be throwing motherfuckas around with telekenisis and his dad cut off his hand..nomtoppenbout?

-Uh....S, Star Wars?

-YEEEA! See u kno wat im toppenbout!

Wayne Saying

The act of one singing his or her current favorite Lil' Wayne lyric, usually consisting of one or two bars of a song.

(walking down a hallway) Germz: "Tha-tha-tha the money is the motive, fuck wit the money it get ugly as coyote".

Andrew: "What??"

Alex: "Its a Wayne Saying".

Andrew: "Oh. Roger that, r-r-roger that!"

UA Light

Stands for Unauthorized Absence Light. Unauthorized absence, is punishable under article 86 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ). This refers to a traffic light which causes military servicemen and women to arrive late to work (or formation) due to the longer than normal time for the light to turn green.

Sergeant: Why were you late this morning!?

PFC: Uh, I was stuck in traffic Sarn't...

Sergeant: I guess you got caught at the UA Light huh? Good, stand-the-fuck-by.

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bet bet chainsaw!

a term used to to strongly agree with someone in a conversation or argument to have the final word.

Robert: Hey dude, wanna go to In-n-Out burger for lunch?

Alex: Hell yea! Bet!

Robert: Bet bet chainsaw!

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