splatterfap

To ejaculate into one's hand and then fling the semen at the nearest surface in order to create a random pattern.

This act is often followed by the appreciation and interpretation of the spiderweb-like pattern(s) formed by the ejaculate. This is how psychiatrists used to perform Rorschach tests.

Hey, baby, mind if I splatterfap the Mona Lisa on your ass?

innovator

someone who isnt quite a hipster but is always onestep of the game.

castro: why is that guy Wearing a visor beanie backwards? cody: Cause he’s an innovator

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