Gashte Ershad

A specific kind of police force in Iran that roughly translates to "morality police". They are corrupt to the core and should not exist. The term can also be used as a curse word since they are all nasty little shits.

-hey that's Gashte Ershad!

-yes they are. Let's beat the shit out of them.

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Moving the Mug

Blaming someone else for what you have done. First used by MSNBC to say that no one farted during a segment and it was just the sound of a mug getting moved.

A: did you just farted?
B: hell no, it was just the sound of me moving the mug.
A: but I can smell it you asshole!!

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Mohandes Sanaye

1.A Persian term for a person who has no ambitions or goals in life
2. A looser who will feed of his dad's income and will not amount to anything ever
3. The synonyms are "golabi" and "bimaye"

-Hooshang has been living in his parents basement and acting like a total loser
- oh, he must be a mohandes sanaye then
- you are correct!!

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