metric fuck ton

1) An unimaginable amount of something; so much of an object, item, or substance that it is so immeasurable it cannot be classified as a fuck ton.

2) A lot more than an 'Ass Load' or 'Shit Ton' or even a regular fuck ton.

A whole fuck ton of people watch Sunday night football, but a metric fuck ton watch the superbowl every year.

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