Scrimmage Session

When theres a guy you've just met on a lake on a warm summer day. He really just wants to boink you while you scream aloud, "it's all about the benjamins baby!!!"

"We should really get together for a scrimmage session."

Punani Tsunami

Multiple definitions depending on usage in a sentence. Could be used for any of the following reasons:

1) A womans menstrual cycle.
2) When a guy has chicks all over him, he may be overwhelmed with options and experience this.
3) When someone is being a whiny cry baby.
4) When a woman gets very sexually excited.

1) Ugh. I just got my Punani Tsunami!
2) Dude...there was so much pussy, it was like a Punani Tsunami!
3) He was cryin like a lil biotch. Here come the tears! Damn Punani Tsunami!
4) He got me so turned on, it was like a Punani Tsunami!!

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Bush Whacked

When a female has completely ridden herself of pubic hair. Via waxing, shaving, or lazer treatment. Men manscape. Women are bush whacked.

Its not 1984. Im completely bush whacked.

Synonyms: Beaver Whacked, Sugar Sheared, Beaver Cleavered, Anti-Bush Kush, or Chick Bicked

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Chinese Fister cuffs

A sexual position in which a man inserts one fist in a womans vagina, and the other fist in her mouth. The more she struggles, the more strained it becomes. Similar to chinese finger cuffs.

Only a pro should attempt Chinese Fister Cuffs!!

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