Topacalypse

The end of all intelligence in the world.

"Damn, the Topacalypse is already here, i can't remeber my name."

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Big C

synonym for Gran Canaria

"This summer i'll fly to Big C for 3 weeks"

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DDI

Abbrevation for Don't do it.

"You want an advice from me - DDI."

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momo

abbreviation for more money, if youd need more money you go to your boss and tell him that you want momo

"hey boss, give me momo"

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Dormagen

A strange planet from another galaxis. On dormagen lives ugly things called Topals. They aren't very smart, but dangerous.

"Shit, we must land on this damn ass shit planet Dormagen, we better be careful,there a lot of Topals here."

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Topal

A hazardous substance which react dangerously with knowledge. You shouldn't place it close to books, tv or internet.

Father:Jimmy! I told you to put this Topal not on the Books!

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Topal

another word for a backside infection

"oh man, i forget to wash my ass, now it's covered in Topal"

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