Waylay

To be struck forcibly about the head, neck and chest area by a person or object, and/or to be verbally accosted in a fearsome and demeaning manner. It is nearly impossible to be waylay'd and remain standing.

"Touch my beer, and you're ass is gonna get waylay'd"

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Second Hand Semen

The residual effects of a blowjob still remaining upon a womans lips in the immediate hours after said blowjob.

So your friend got a blowjob on the way to meet you, and you know this. And when she goes to kiss you on the cheek after dinner you step back quickly because you dont want any of your friends second hand semen from her lips, and or mouth to reach any portion of your skin.

This happens to Larry David in season 7, episode 2 of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

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