JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA

A VAGINA THAT GETS A GRIP ON YOUR COCK AND DOESN'T LET IT GO UNTIL YOU, NEED OXYGEN AND A COCK TOW TRUCK TOGET YOUR COCK OUT OF THERE.. HOLDS YOU LIKE THE JAWS OF LIFE FOR A HARD COCK.

HOLY SHIT, MY FRIEND FUCKED HIS GIRL FRIEND, SHE HAS THAT JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA, THAT VAGINA WAS SO TIGHT AROUND HIS COCK WE HAD TO POUR WESSON OIL TO GET HIM FREE OF THAT JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA. WOOT!! WOOT!!

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ASSCLAMPING

ASSCLAMPING IS WHEN THE ASSHOLE CLAMPS UP TO STOP HAVING ANYTHNG OOOZ OUT THE TIMING IS BAD,AND ITS TIME TO TAKE A DUMP NO PLACE TO GO, EXCEPT FOR A GAS STAION, 10 MILES AWAY, SO THE PERSON GETS ASSCLAMPING

WTF, I WAS GOING TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE TO MEET A CHICK AND I STARTED GETTING ASSCLMAPING, WTF? I THOUGHT MY ASS WAS GOING TO IMPLODE WITH ALL THAT ASSCLAMPING HAPPENING TO HOLD BACK THE SHIT

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mmsgarro

used as a noun for something unknown.

"There's mmsgarro everywhere in here!"
"Get your mmsgarro off of me!"

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American

It's like a synonym for "Amazing" just... a cooler saying.

"Oh boy, she actually rode you like a horse? That's American."
"You made a hundred on that test? That's American because you didn't even study."

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