God

1. not quite as powerful as Chuck Norris

2. a fictional being made up a long time ago so that people would not have to explain the mysteries of the universe.

1. God played a game of poker with Chuck Norris. Who won? TRICK QUESTION! GOD IS CHUCK NORRIS!

2. JESUS! LISTEN! alot of people are starting to wonder why we're here, and where we came from!
Jesus - big fuckin deal dude...just tell them some shit about god so we can go and get blazed

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