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The little boogers that form in the corners of your eyes. Most commonly referred to as 'eye boogers' but 'eye crusty' is used by the most coolest people.
"Wipe that eye crusty off your face, it's gross!"
A fictional character, usually from an animated cartoon, who has a triangle as a defining shape in their character design. This character is from or commonly visits other planets or dimensions. The two most popular space doritos are Bill Cypher, from Gravity Falls, and Peridot, from Steven Universe.
"Space doritos are always the best character in any show."
When you try to play chess with your grandma, and she doesn't know a thing about it. She calls the pawn 'the pawny guy' and you face palm so hard you duplicate yourself.
P1: Check.
P2: Can the pawny guy capture this piece?
An expression way to common than it needs to be. It is used by scrubs who think they're funny and cool. The manner in which the scrubs use it is supposed to mean "Your ugly and I'm better than you!" but instead has the reverse effect.
Bob: Jessica, your face is cancer!
Jessica: *Slaps Bob so hard in the face that he falls into another galaxy*