blow a loaf

A fart that results in
the unexpected release pinch a loaf of fecal matter into your clothing, bed, or whatever.

Damn that sucks, I just blew a loaf into your clean sheets honey.

God damn it, that fart stinks! Are you sure you didn't blow a loaf in your cube?

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a/s/ler

Someone who always asks for your age/sex/location, even if you are taking the mickey out of the prat.

user1:I hate all of you
a/s/ler:asl?
user1:leave me alone intenet perv
a/s/ler:ASL BITCH!

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mweeh

A Dutch word, which is oftenly used when you haven't got anything to say.

Hello, how are you? I'm fine - long silence - MWEEH MWEEH!!!

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CheapBastid

An individual who is Frugal to the extreme.

That guy wanted a doggy bag for his ice-cream dessert, what a CheapBastid!

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yes have some

having some..

Trace got laid. to which you reply...Yes have some!

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Islamonazi

Militant Muslims dedicated to imposing their Islamic world view on others through the use of force and coercion.

Osama bin Laden, Ayatollah Khomeini, Ahmed Yassin, Yasser Arafat

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chubophile

someone who likes to room with topless fat people; different from a homochubophile who likes to room and have deviant thoughts about topless fat people.

when you're sharing a room at a conference to save your company $ and your roommate 'forgets' his tshirt and asks if its ok to prance around topless, exposing ample belly (even though he works out)...he wants to make sure you're not a chubophile or more nervously checks to make sure you're not a homochubophile

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