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Malt-O-Meal

Malt-O-Meal cereal is the cereal in bags. The best cereal. You don't mess with Malt-O-Meal. Malt-O-Meal cereal gives you more for your money. More cereal. More flavor. More eyelash volume and self-confidence. Easy. Breezy. Beautiful. Malt-O-Meal.

Dude 1: Are you eating that cereal out of a bag?

Dude 2: Yes, it's Malt-O-Meal Cereal!

Dude 1: That's weird.
Dude 2: I will Malt-O end your life.

by ROLLINEARL May 11, 2021