Lionk

A really important internet link that deserves your immediate attention. It is only invoked when a link is so important it actually has weight and must be viewed and potentially shared with your social or professional network.

Did you get the lionk I sent to you?

porchress

An enclosed porch that is attached to a home/castle with an awesome view.

I enjoy my morning coffee on the porchress.

techno-wasted

Driven to exhaustion by technology in the modern day-to-day environment.

"Alexa, What percentage of the American population is techno-wasted and trying to find alternatives?" Alexa reply's, "I'm sorry, I don't understand the question."