Gayass

All the "popular" (but damn ugly) girls at my school.

P&UG: WE ARE ALL GAYASSES!
RP: Dumb ignorant sluts

6👍 14👎

Joan Rivers

"In an interview with W Magazine, Joan Rivers compared plastic surgery to car maintenance, saying you have to do it every two years. But, even for a car, she looks awful!"

Saturday Night Live, ain't it grand.

115👍 37👎

Xbox 2

I don't know shit about the next Xbox console but I will still own both Sony and Microsoft's next-gen console on account of:

Sony: Smackdown Series, the vast range of games.
Microsoft: The reliabilty of not freezing any of my games to this date.

Will Microsoft be the next-gen giant and break the mould Sony has made? Only time will tell.

11👍 24👎

The Rock

The reason why i occasionally watch WWE (and Stacy too!).

The most electrifying man in sports entertainment, The People's Champ the........ ROCK!

469👍 528👎

Stupid Dumb Fucking Idiot

Hollie from Sylvania High.

She thought she could spam my email with porn by using my email to subscribe?! SDFI!

79👍 53👎

RP

Just a Random Person.

Man1: Who are you?
RP: Random person
Man1: Cool

23👍 75👎

Blompers

Used as a noun referring to a womans titties or boobs.

also can be used as a warning to other males that a nice set of "blompers" is partialy/fully exposed.

or as a greeting to your friends

noun - "Dude, check the blompers out on her."

warning - your at a party and a hot chick sits next to you she drops her phone and bends over to pick it up, your buddy across the table gives a light blompers to alert all guys attention to the blomps

greeting - Friend - "Hey man"
"You" - "blompers"