cuccinelli

noun, the act of one woman eating cooked pasta out of the vagina of another woman. Named after Ken Cuccinelli, failed gubernatorial candidate from Virginia and famed oral-sex hater.

"I knew I wanted to marry Sasha the moment she gave me Cuccinelli in the bathroom at Olive Garden."

Aunt Phyllis

noun, the feminist/women's rights version of Uncle Tom. A woman who believes other women should have no goals in life aside from making babies and sandwiches, but has too much political power to practice what she preaches.
Named after Phyllis Schlafly, notorious anti-feminist.

That Ann Coulter has some nerve saying women should never have been allowed the right to vote. What an Aunt Phyllis

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