Thwat

/THwät/
noun
A onomatopoeic portmanteau of, "Thwack," and, "Twat."
1. A set of female genitalia in which the labia majora are excessively fat to the extent where the rest of the vagina is obstructed from view.
2. The lower pubic region of an obese woman in which the inner thighs and labia majora are indistinguishable, both being rolls of fat which press up against each other to result in an incomprehensible pile of flesh.

Forget phat. This girl had such a total thwat, that I couldn't tell if I was fucking her vag or she was giving me a thigh job.

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Dead Dollar

/dɛd ˈdɑlɚ/
noun
A single US Dollar of any denomination which has been dropped and now sits on the ground, idle, undisturbed, and ready to be claimed.

Walked in the woods - found a dead dollar, found a dead dollar.

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