Mel

likes pickles and has a cat

Rollo: I was just talking to Mel she's interesting. She likes pickles and has a cat.

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Marthur

eyebrow doctor and healer of wounds - great at simp jokes and has a mullet. good job.

Mel: Just got back from the comedy show at the VU, that stand up set that Dr. Marthur did was great, especially his simp jokes.

goopus

something disgusting on something that should normally be clean

Mel: Ewww, whats that goopus on your shirt?
Marthur: Oh shit, my bad I ran out of quarters and couldn't do laundry today.