Bluetooth Commando

Someone who feels that it is either too trendy or too much of an inconvenience to remove their Bluetooth headset when not in their car. These people will be seen softly glowing at expensive restaurants eating with other people or in some other situation that they wouldn’t be picking up a call even if the phone rang. These people commonly think they look “cool” and usually have a terrible black head problem in their ear (from wearing it all of the damn time!).

Rev: "Hey check out that Bluetooth Commando over there flirting with those middle school girls..."

Bink: "What a douche, I heard he doesn't even own a cell phone..."

Tube Tied

When you have to sleep with a sleep apnea mask, and during the night you roll over onto your tubes and flatten them so you don’t get your air anymore. This results in being very tiered and embarrassed in the morning.

Man… I am really falling asleep today. I rolled over and Tube Tied myself last night.

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Fast Food Stockpile

When you are at a fast food restaurant and you grab a large amount of napkins, hot sauce, sporks, forks, toothpicks or anything else so you can replenish the stockpile horde you keep in your desk / dorm room / car / office.

Oh man, taco bell put the hot sauce behind the counter so I now have to be extra crafty to replenish my Fast Food Stockpile of hot sauce. Who only uses ½ a packet per taco? WTF!?!?!!

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