snurk

1. An unintentional snark that gets noticed by someone.
2. Unintentional sarcasm. (see Clueless Asshole)
3. A snark that escaped before you could stop it. (see Burp)

"Oops, sorry about that snurk. I didn't mean for it to come out that way."

"I just claimed snurk on that one. What can I say? My bad."

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clueless asshole

1. someone who doesn't have a clue, doesn't care that they don't have a clue and can maintain a constant stfu attitude about not having a clue while knowing that they don't have a clue. (see George W. Bush)

2. Anyone who both disagrees with your position and behaves in a way of which you do not approve. Usually referred to as such when not in immediate physical presence.

3. You, if you say it behind their back and can't say it to their face.

1. W is such a clueless asshole that he actually believes he's the Decider.

2. I wonder if Larry Craig ponders what a clueless asshole he is when he's taking a dump.

3. Hey, how's it going? Haven't seen you in a while. (While thinking to yourself: I haven't seen this clueless asshole in over a year. I guess my luck just ran out.)

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spleen fart

From "to vent one's spleen". Def. from American Heritage: 3. Ill temper: vent one's spleen.

Example: "I added a mega spleen fart below that I could use some salient critique on." Yeah, I know, I dangled a participle there. No one's perfect. But you get the usage - I hope.

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the whole nine yards not the first six inches

1. What a woman should be looking for in a man. (combination of the phrase "whole nine yards" as in: Phrase equivalent to "Everything that is available." and Six Inches, the length of the average male penis)

"Girl, what you need to be looking for is the whole nine yards not the first six inches."

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