Among Us

THIS FUCKING GAME GIVES YOU A DISEASE CALLED THE MOCKINGBIRDS DISEASE, AND ITS NOT A GAME IT IS A HATING WEBSITE.
SYMPTOMS:
. AMONG US ADDICT
. ANNOYING OTHER PEOPLE WITH GIVING MEMES ABOUT IT
. MOST BULLSHIT DREADFUL GAME

Among Us
(GUY WITH MOCKINGBIRD'S DISEASE): yo * RED SUS *
(ANNOYED PEOPLE): STFU ASSHOLE
(ME): WTF BRO IT AINT FUNNY PLUS ITS BULLSHIT ANNOYING.

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Among Us

A drippy game where every deranged unstable person goes just to say "can i dr0p fire"

Adjective: Among Us is more like Torture us plss
Verb: I am gonna among usIFY you
Adverb: a game made by a hippie
noun: a trash game.

Fortnite and Roblox and Minecraft

Fortnite: Made for school F******* lovers
ROBLOX: Made for people who can't find a b****** place to date.
Minecraft: LITERAL FOR A**** F***** NERDS

10 year old classmate: I love fortnite! and School!
a 12 year old: I play roblox cuz my GF is nagging me for a place to date.
another 10 year old: Atoms are mostly mentioned in minecraft!
me: WILL YOU ALL STFU THE F*** OUTTA HERE! THANK YOU.
Everyone: Forget Fortnite and Roblox and Minecraft Call of duty OPS it out!
me: Oh S*** Im up for it.

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Anime

The reason China is smuggling drugs into Japan

A drug named "Anime"

China: Oh S*** I almost got caught!
Japan: Come on or we are F*****
China: Finally I got loads of Anime's

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Windows XP

The worst piece of shit to exist it only works for two hours thats it then it crashes or doesn't load.

(randomguy27) YO MY WINDOWS XP JUST CRASH AND I CAN'T RESTART IT
(okok) Bro you've been using that computer for 5 years it is a useless piece of shit.