blame irlweg

Randomly placing blame on a third party for something that someone else has done. Made popular by the song "United Hates Guitars." The song inadvertently places blame on Ms. Irlweg who works at the airline. Irlweg has become the scapegoat of the broken guitar incident.

In the company lunchroom: Who left the soda in the freezer? It exploded and the entire freezer is covered in frozen cola. (Silence - no one speaks up).

"Blame Irlweg."

Everyone laughs and accepts the conclusion.

"Alright people, get back to work."

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arm rape

The act of touching another person's arm without their permission.

Mr Irvin is in deep trouble after video came out showing that he touched the arm of a hotel worker without asking for her permission. That gold digger is suing a rich and famous man for arm rape. What did he do to her, someone asked? He touched her arm. Shame!

U.S.er

An immigrant who seeks U.S. citizenship, uses its freedoms, and/or government entitlements, but has no loyalty, American pride, or desire to assimilate into American culture.

Prounounced "user".

Decades ago America was a melting pot of cultures. People came to America with dreams of becoming Americans. Today our borders are infiltrated by U.S.ers who have no interest in truly becoming Americans.

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wall-e

One who is overweight and out of shape from spending too much time playing video games, watching tv, sitting in front of a computer and/or basically rotting away on a couch. One who gets up just long enough to grab a bite to eat.

Inspired by the lazy, fat technogeek humans in the Pixar animation Wall-E.

Look at that Wall-E over there at the snack bar. I'm surprised she even had the energy to get her fat ass off the living room couch.

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butt rocket

A homo who likes jamming his dick into another homo's asshole.

Lance from N'Sync wants to give Richard Simmons a Butt rocket.

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Capping Out

The act of freaking out in a chat room (i.e. screaming). Often identifed by the keyboard use of ALL CAPS and multiple exclamation points.

I don't know who this Joey269 dude is, but he started capping out on me when I said something about his mother.

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leaker

The first person to leave his group of friends and go home during a fun late night out. This person will often try and slip out (i.e. leak out) unnoticed to avoid the embarrassment and shame of being the first to leave his buddies.

Man, it's only 10 o'clock and there goes Lamont. He is such a leaker.

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