swipe test

verb.
The act of swiping one's finger(s) across the lips of a moistened vagina during a sexual encounter, when intercourse or cunnilingus is imminent, then embracing the woman in a passionate hug whereby one can pass the moistened fingers by one's nose and ascertain the freshness of said vagina.

I was about to go down on this chick but thank Baby Jesus that I did the swipe test first cuz that shit smelled like a dead mackerel.

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