Cratch

Nasty skank ho pussy; bad diseased poontang that is not safe to lick/finger/fuck; Tranny-vag/lady-boy ass that is usually candied up to hide sores; an unwashed and poorly maintained groin area in either male or female prostitutes.

Barb had her gynocologist give her an enema after he told her there was nothing he could do for her skanky-ass cratch.

fooghip

A hipster who takes his over-sized earlobe-gaugings (a type of ear-piercing) out because of his employer's work-attire regulations, and in doing so is ridiculed because of his saggy,droopy,stretched-out earlobes.

Too bad that emo-guy Jeff couldn't get that job at Starbucks... because ever since he started working at Canadian Tire, he had to get used to being called a fooghip after the boss told him to leave his gauges at home.