wedgy

When your in first year and bigger boys pull your underpants over you head or rip them by pulling them from the back.

I am going to wedgy that kid till his arse bleeds

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Ray Charles

To ejaculate in both eyes of your partner so they cant see out of either eye. A variable of the Pirate special.

I was doing this bitch that I didnt really like so I gave her a ray charles, grabbed my cloths and got the fuck out...

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Britney Spears

A hot,curvaceous blonde pop star with a nice ass. She has one of the most gorgeous faces that you have ever seen. Even if her music isn't that original, or if some people say she can't sing, she's still beautiful and compassionate. She can't be that bad of a musician if she has such high album sells and such a large fanbase.

Britney Spears, I love you, and I'm gonna have sex with you forever.

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Thank you with a f

It means obnoxiously thank you and then fu so you can say it at the most appropiate time to somebody who rude to you

If somebody is rude to you you yell with enthusiasm thank you with a f

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Pudding strike

What you go on when you want to see your favorite NFL team play every Sunday. It consists of a pudding only diet.

www.nflpuddingstrike.com

I'm on a pudding strike until I get to see the Tennessee Titans games in the Vigin Islands.

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vandangler

when a parrot mixes with a turkey and they have a gobbler hanging from their neck. these creatures own lakes but vandanglers grow off of these lakes. vandanglers are kind of snakelike.

there is hair everywhere..... except on his vandangler.

beanglish

Showing no regard for grammar and punctuation when posting in online forums. Usually takes more than 2 times to read through and decipher the intent of the post.

Wtf did you just say are you typeing beanglish

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