Poon Job

The female version of a blow job (a.k.a. the act of cunnilingus).

If Mike doesn't start giving me Poon Jobs more often, I'm kicking his ass to the curb.

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Poon Job

When a woman of extrordinary height (see: vagiant) engulfs a midget into her vaginal cavity. The midget then gives a man a blowjob while having he is having sex with said giant woman. This has been used for many years as a form of contraception. Other acts can follow a poon job, as well. (see: Dragon Drop)

1930's Chinese citizens did the poon job

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Poon Job

1. A person who is beyond a poon. Someone who is such an asshole/pussy that just callng them a poon doesn't quite do it.

1. Wow, that kid is such a poon job.

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Banging a girl in her poonanny.

I gave that girl a good poon-job.

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Poon job

The reverse of a rusty trombone, where a female sucks a males penis while reaching around and sticking a finger in the males butthole.

Dude, my girlfriend gave me a really nice poon job last night. It really made me feel special

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