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pluck the cat

shave my vagina

"hey mom, ima go pluck the cat"

"its looking like a congo down there, better go pluck the cat."

by RYUHD October 1, 2017


Squeeze The Chicken

"a nicer way to tell people you gotta go piss"

"MOM!......Ima go Squeeze The Chicken!!!"

"I drank too much aqua, better go squeeze the chicken."

by RYUHD October 1, 2017