fascism

An economic system under which all property is privately owned by a minoroty of the population, is highly regulated by a national government, while opposition is rigorously suppressed.

Sound familiar?

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tevi

to drive one insane.

that annoying noise is teviating.

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Fieldston

1.n-the act of sticking a rock in your anus and farting it out
2.v-to give someone a blow job when they are asleep

1.My friend gave me $100 if I did a fieldston
2.Joe gave Tim a fieldston

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Fieldston

1.n-the act of sticking a rock in your anus and farting it out
2.v-to give a man a blow job when they are asleep

1.I got $100 for giving myself a fieldston
2.Joe gave Tim a fieldston

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Digiorno

Just like Digiorno pizza, no delivery. False delivery.

Person A: Oh, I forgot to bring you your book back.

Person B: You digiorno's

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riffchild

Bourne of the mighty riff.
The example of perfection.

I wish I was more like riffchild

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kilt

A traditional garment which, as it's known today, originated in the Scottish Highlands. Though they're often seen as formal clothing, many variations exist that may be worn daily such as the Sport Kilt or Amerikilt. Kilts tend to be far more comfortable than pants, and if some of the people who've written definitions here just tried going for one day in a kilt with no fabric squishing their genitals, they'd surely reconsider their views of them. And a kilt is certainly NOT a dress in any way, shape, or form.

Unlike Dick Much over there, I am secure enough in my heterosexuality and masculinity to wear a kilt.

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