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Pretzel

Top-secret Iraqi tactical assault weapon.

The pretzel was already released once in the United States. Its mission was to assassinate President George W. Bush. Unfortunately, the attempt failed.

It's a little embarrassing to admit that a snack food almost improved the world.

by RaVNzCRoFT April 2, 2007

87👍 57👎


Pretzel

Top-secret Iraqi tactical assault weapon.

The pretzel was already released once in the United States. Its mission was to assassinate President George W. Bush. Unfortunately, the attempt failed.

It's a little embarrassing to admit that a snack food almost improved the world.

by RaVNzCRoFT April 2, 2007

10👍 9👎