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a phrase to be used when you want to describe how you want to violently have sex with an occupant after grappling them to the floor; please note: this occupant should be willing, aint on no rape ting.
Person 1: You like my new girlfriend?
Person 2: She'd probably get a ground and pound.
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someone who likes to engage in intercourse while dressed as stuffed animals.
I met this girl everything was going well until she whipped out a bear costume and told me to hop in. girl was a furophile!
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a term used to describe someone so ugly, too ugly even to be a paper bag job - their body is their only redeeming factor. to combat that ghastly predicament, the only suitable act is to create a paper mache mask of someone more attractive and stick it on her misshapen, scabby head so that you can make sweet fucklove.
Woman: You like me? Some guys think i'm ugly.
Man: Nah, your just a paper mache job.
Woman: Huh?
Man Nothing. (to bartender) Absinthe please.
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noun; used in reference to girls who look like they would give a midget head for a biscuit while their english teachers wanks onto her lower back. for added emphasis say in a high pitched voice.
Person 1: Fuck look at that Jodi, what a slag!
Person 2: Grimble!
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an exclamation usually deemed offensive within the jamacian and havering regions; the prefix 'bumba-' meaning big with 'claart', jamacian for the clitorus.
Person 1: God, Mark blew us out again!
Person 2: What a bumbaclaart!
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a term of endearment used to describe a girl with a fanny so big, that intercourse resembles throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Boyfriend: I love you, my cuntius maximus.
Girlfriend: Yeah, great.
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adjective; used to describe the tingling feeling just before a maaaaaaaaaaasive ejaculation a bit like what happens when a girls aloud video comes on TMF.
Person 1: Mate, trust 'Cant speak french' come on the tele and i was feeling tingletastic!
Person 2: Great!
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