Technoblade

Technoblade is an Immortal Pig who is incapable of losing in physical combat, he is the most dangerous Pig alive. Technoblade also has a strong hatred for orphans

Guy1: Look at that Pig
Guy2: OH SHIT THAT'S TECHNOBLADE!
Guy1: RUUUUNNN!

Sebastian

Stereotypical discord mod without the hours, he uses big words he does not understand to sound smart and often uses them in the wrong context, is addicted to Skyrim and lies to his friends to play it. When he is with his friends he acts like he is the best person in the room when that couldn't be further from the truth. He simps for egirls on an alarming rate, he is the definition of disappointment, he isn't even the first choice for the egirls. He makes mediocre jokes at best. In total a disappointment

Guy 1: How's Sebastian
Guy 2: Being a disappointment