evil empire

1: Wal-mart.
2: Microsoft.

Don't use IE, it's from the evil empire.

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Alt + F4

Closes the active window. Used commonly to scam n00bs.

n00b: how duz i gets out of jails??
Someone: ALT + F4.
n00b has left the game.
Someone else: LOL HE GOT PWN'T
Someone: XD

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bai

Alternative n00btalk for 'Bye'.

1. i has to leaves nao
2. bai

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i am root

Root is Linux talk for a user that can do anything, this saying is related to saying that they are the pwnz0r.

I used a SSH and did sudo -s, now I AM ROOT! RAWR!

$ sudo su -
#

I AM ROOT!

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partay

The noob/n00bish way to say party.

1: LETZ GO 2 A PARTAY!1
2: YAYZ0R!1111
*the 2 n00bs go to party*
1: THAT WUZ A KOOL PARTAY!!!
2: YARLY LETZ DO EET AGAIN 2MORROW!111

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tux

The penguin that stands for Linux.
:>

Bill Gates: OMG DA TUX IS GONNA GIT MEE!!1

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Internet Explorer

The dumbest browser on Planet Earth that only n00bs use. It has amazing features like free viruses, automatic spyware downloads, and big security holes.

1. What browser do you use?
2. Internet Explorer
1. <jawdrop>

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