The standard for weights and measures used in the United States
The only measurement system to put a man on the moon
Guy: Did you see The Fat Electrician's new YouTube video?
Chick: The one about NASA and the metric system?
Guy: Yeah! Wasn't it funny?
Chick: Fuckin Merica! (Flashes her tits, Bald Eagle flies by, Team America song plays on P.A. system)
Guy: (Measures her tits in freedom units, not metric)
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1) What You Doin?
2) Want(ing) Your Dick
1) guy text/dm hey dude wyd
Dude oh nm. Wbu bro?
guy same same
2) girl texting guy after midnight hey hru2d?
Guy hey I'm alright. Hru?
Girl I'm bored and wyd