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Freedom Units

The standard for weights and measures used in the United States

The only measurement system to put a man on the moon

Guy: Did you see The Fat Electrician's new YouTube video?

Chick: The one about NASA and the metric system?

Guy: Yeah! Wasn't it funny?

Chick: Fuckin Merica! (Flashes her tits, Bald Eagle flies by, Team America song plays on P.A. system)

Guy: (Measures her tits in freedom units, not metric)

by Racefueler August 19, 2022

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WYD

1) What You Doin?

2) Want(ing) Your Dick

1) guy text/dm hey dude wyd
Dude oh nm. Wbu bro?
guy same same

2) girl texting guy after midnight hey hru2d?
Guy hey I'm alright. Hru?
Girl I'm bored and wyd

by Racefueler April 14, 2023