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When a person is wearing a unfavorably tight shirt forcing their belly to protrude over their trousers, similar to a pair of dangling balls.
"Pardon me, sir... Seems as if your Shirtballs have slipped out again..."
Yanking a Knot is the act of anal intercourse with a partner who has an obvious prolapse.
After dinner and a movie, I figured I'd Yank a Knot in that fart box and then call it a night.
An Ass Cream Sundae is created when one empties a full can of whipped cream in the ass of their partner (spoon-feeding in a container of Cool Whip is an acceptable substitute contingent on their elasticity) and then proceeds to eat it out.
I can't believe he fixed himself an Ass Cream Sundae on our first date; that bastard cleaned out every damn drop!
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An European Tire Change is when you are fisting a partner (anal or vaginal) and have to swap hands due to fatigue. The key is not to ruin the flow by abruptly removing a hand, instead you insert the second hand while the first hand is still engaged, removing the initial hand ONLY after the second is in position (making it a perfect pit stop).
My partner performed a flawless European Tire Change last night, if it weren't for the wedding ring I wouldn't have even known he switched hands!
Let Me Turn Into the Mole and get a Swole is a phrase used when a man is attempting to have relations with another person. The idea is that an erection is "swole" and one would like to have it burrow in an oriface like a mole would burrow into the ground.
"I'm saying though, let me turn into the mole and get a swole!"
Unfairly awesome; an act or object so redonkulous that a higher power must have programmed it into the game of life.
His life is Cheat Code; the dude is wealthy, popular and handsome!
Our Quarterback is Cheat Code; the guy can't be stopped!
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A Jimmy Glove, similar to a Jim Hat, is another name for a condom.
Whoa, I wouldn't get close to dem yams without a high quality Jimmy Glove!