Doughy

An Aussie term made-up by me and my best friend to describe another slow, stupid classmate, and my little sister. Kind of like being a dumb blonde. Best explanation I can give is simple – doughy : meaning thick, like dough is before it’s baked.
Doesn’t grasp/understand things quickly

1. During class one day my best friend and i threw something at our doughy friend, it hit her right on the back of her head, and about a min later she slowly blinked, looked around and asked “did someone just throw something at me??”

2. My sister: “Y would u need to use listerine if ur on a boat?”
Me: “Because if u drink too much salt water u’ll get barnicles on ur teeth, like the underside of the boat
My sister: “…..really…?”

3. My mum: “I need u to buy a pressie for a 6 yr old girl” *on top of list writes Barbie Clothes*
Me: “What size clothes do u want tho…”
Mum: *laughs* *changes Barbie Clothes to Barbie Clothes FOR BARBIE*

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