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In the UK, Ireland and Australia, a pressie is the abbreviated form of present (as in gift).
Aww, my boyfriend just told me he has a pressie that he wants to give to me tonight. I can't wait!
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Common ecstasy. A tablet with barely any MDMA and plenty of coke, heroin, caffeine, or some other cheap substance mixed in.
Damn, all that you can get around here are pressies.
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A dye pressed pill usually cut with chemicals near in effect to a well known drug. Typically bought on the street and sold as counterfeit resembling a prescription drug or other type of pure drug. Potentially mixed with untested or dangerous research chemicals, fentanyl, and cheap filler.
I bought a pressie off the dealer in the club.
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Hand mixed and pressed chemical compound drugs.
Yo, you got some pressies?
I'm hella geeked on these pressies!
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Australian, abbr, n, presents, gifts.
I had to buy the handbrake a pressie.
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lw martin's mom. shes is so fine and i want her so badly. It is a term used to refer to someone as A FINE ASS BITCH
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Contraction for "press pussy": anyone identifying as a member of the press whose snowflake-like behaviors or qualities leads them to hold opinions and feelings worthy only of a weakling or, because of said qualities is easily butthurt by truths that bruise or otherwise injure their infantile feelings, thereby reducing themselves to the status of a delicate being incapable of weathering the truths of reality that do not accord with their wishes.
It is almost universally the case that pressies are the sorts of people who, once given to displeasure of any degree toward another human being, group thereof, circumstance, object, event, organization, or other entity or concept, will go on a personal crusade to besmirch, disparage, discount, defame, insult, libel, smear, slander, malign, or otherwise cast aspersions upon the source of their butthurt with the purpose of bringing harm, either physically, financially, or by way of one's reputation.
Pressies represent one of the lowest forms of life to be found on earth, and perhaps even the galaxy.
People such as Jim Acosta and Rachel Maddow are prime examples of pressies.
The news anchor, a notorious pressy, went wild with the president's latest announcements of respect for the rights of all people.
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